Who hasn’t wished for a bathroom made of chocolate?

Via Eater, here’s good news for anyone with an extra $133,000 lying around and a wish to take care of potty business in a bathroom made entirely of chocolate: you can buy a sink, toilet, tub, and bidet made entirely of chocolate! For that aforementioned $133k.

Apparently the company that made the chocolate plumbing fixtures is called “Choccywoccydoodah“. That they are not called “Choccywoccydoodoo” is just a missed opportunity.

More detailed photos, price breakdown, and ordering information can be found here.

Kinder Toys blog

While I was in Switzerland, I was jealous to see that Kinder Eggs were for sale there. They are illegal in the U.S. and Germany because they mix toys with chocolate, which I think is silly because the toys are safely encased in a plastic shell and thus separated from the chocolate.

I found this hilarious blog about Kinder Egg toys while trying to Google information about the toys that weren’t in the eggs I didn’t bring back from my Swiss vacation. It makes me wish we could buy the Eggs here, but then I guess they wouldn’t be special anymore.

Edited 8/19, 9:30AM EST: Thanks to commenter Rick Swartz for letting me know that Kinder Eggs were quickly unbanned in Germany due to public outrage. Wish we could get them unbanned in the U.S. I think that would take some lobbying pressure from Kinder/Ferrero.