McSweeney’s Candy List I

Do y’all remember when Reese’s had an ad campaign about there being no wrong way to eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HemmX3IoHe8] McSweeney’s came up with a few very wrong ways. LikeĀ “while playing the role of Southern General Stonewall Jackson in a Civil War re-enactment, when you know you should really be loading…