Here’s a candy press release that’s almost too weird to believe. Even just the opening line is ridiculous in its brevity: “Sugar-free, fragrance-transmitting candy is now available for the first time in Europe.”
Apparently, Beneo and Alpi have created a candy that makes the eater exude the scent of roses from his or her pores. It’s like a full body mint!
Knowing the FDA, they’ll ban this too on whatever stupid reason they can come up with. We never seem to get anything cool here in the U.S. any more.