Easiest Recipe Ever?

Via?The Hairpin, an?absurd chocolate non-recipe recipe?from The Food Network. Check out the comments; they’re pretty hilarious. A few examples: “This was delightful! I’m also looking for recipes for “Milk Chocolate” and “White Chocolate.” Does anybody have any?” “Ellie, I would like to double this recipe, as I’m married. Do I need to make any adjustments?”…