Junior Fruit Cremes

March 13th, 2009 by Rosa

Normally, candy blogging has lots of perks. My friends give me candy, PR companies mail me free samples, people love me for feeding them my extra candy, and I get to eat lots of candy! But eating lots of candy isn’t always fun and games. Candy doesn’t always taste good, and sometimes, it can be downright nasty. Take, for example, Junior Fruit Cremes, one of the most misguided limited edition candies I have ever had the misfortune to come across and actually spend money on.

Granted, it was just a dollar at the Dollar Tree, but still. Junior Mint, why did you even go there? You make a perfectly lovely chocolate mint confection. Why branch out into these horrible things that you call fruit cremes, which are dull and ugly while your Junior Mints are bright and shiny, which erroneously claim “creamy coated fruit centers!” and which taste of unfortunate approximations of black cherry, orange, and raspberry?

Seriously, these guys were gnarly nasty. I’ll give Junior Mints the benefit of the doubt – maybe my box was a bit old, and that’s why the fruit centers had solidified into greasy messes. But that doesn’t excuse the greasy crumbly coatings or the strangely artificial, can’t-find-anything-close-to-it-in-nature waxy “fruit” flavors. I took a nibble of each and just couldn’t bring myself to taste more. These guys went straight into the trash, earning them a null . I want my dollar back. Actually, I want Tootsie Roll to pay me for eating these horrible things. I don’t understand how they ever made it onto the shelves.

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6 responses about “Junior Fruit Cremes”

  1. cybele said:

    The thing I don’t understand about these is that they had a perfectly good idea in there – take a regular junior mint, with the dark chocolate and fondant, and make the fondant orange or strawberry or cherry flavored. (Or maybe coffee.)

    Why they used this weird pastel putty/plastic coating and got the fondant texture all wrong is beyond me.

    BTW – I’ve never seen them for sale anywhere other than the dollar discounters.

  2. Patti said:

    I agree. These were totally vile. Such a sad waste of $1.

  3. Pam Walter said:

    I have never seen them for sale anywhere and now that I’ve read the reviews, it wouldn’t matter if I did. Thanks for the warning!

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  6. kimberly said:

    Thank you for your public service of warning us about these crumbly filled fruity things. You should get a medal. :)

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