Mars Planets

August 6th, 2008 by Rosa

Mars Planets were a UK treat I had high hopes for mostly because they included what looked like malted milk balls, and I loooove malted milk balls. I could (and have) eaten malt powder straight and dry as a snack. I wonder if I should be ashamed of that… it seems rather akin to eating cookie dough straight off the log (haven’t done) or ice cream straight out of the tub (big fan of that one).

There are three types of Planets in the bag, soft, crispy, and chewy. Soft is the biggest, crispy is the middle size, and chewy is the smallest, so you can tell them apart by size before you bite into them. After they’re bitten in half, you can see that soft looks like it’s filled with nougat, crispy with crisp malt, and chewy with caramel. In reality, that’s mostly correct, but just wrong enough enough to disappoint.

Soft is filled with a chocolate nougat that’s pretty generically flavored and way too sweet. Chewy is filled with a nondescript caramel – no interesting burnt sugar or vanilla notes there, just overwhelming sweetness. And crispy, to my great dismay, didn’t taste like malted milk at all. I’d thought it was a Malteaser (Mars’s malted milk ball brand), but it tasted just like bland crispiness. No malt flavor whatsoever.

I commend Planets for their neat idea, but the execution was poor. All of the Planets were too sweet and too boring. An O. You can read Chocablog’s take on them here.

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2 responses about “Mars Planets”

  1. Verena said:

    I’ve always thought that Malteser’s taste way better than Whoppers, and these look promising. Too bad they don’t taste that great.

    Heh, I’ve actually eaten Ovaltine and Horlicks powder as a kid, and love ice cream straight out of the tub (it just melts too quickly in a bowl and that isn’t half as fun!)

  2. Jim@Chocolatemission said:

    I totally concur with this review I found very similar in my own!

    The nougat balls were the most disappointing for my liking as you said very bland indeed anot half as tasty as the nougat in a true Mars bar.

    Jim