Comments on: Kinder Bueno http://zomgcandy.com/2007/11/05/kinder-bueno/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:58:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Leslie http://zomgcandy.com/2007/11/05/kinder-bueno/#comment-42 Leslie Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:33:56 +0000 http://zomgcandy.com/2007/11/05/kinder-bueno/#comment-42 I know I keep leaving comments like, "In Russia blah blah blah," but I feel the need to mention that over here (and presumably also in whatever country they're actually from), Kinder chocolates are marketed as good-for-you. That's why there's a glass of milk on the wrapper. And their hazelnut creme might not be cloying, but they do have a super-cloying commercial featuring footage of baby animals and a song sung by a five-year-old that goes, "Ma-maaa, my first word, the most important word in every person's fate. Ma-maaa, gave me life, gave everything to you and to me." Of course the implication is that choosy moms choose Kinder, or whatever, but omg soooo ridiculous for a CANDY BAR commercial. I know I keep leaving comments like, “In Russia blah blah blah,” but I feel the need to mention that over here (and presumably also in whatever country they’re actually from), Kinder chocolates are marketed as good-for-you. That’s why there’s a glass of milk on the wrapper.

And their hazelnut creme might not be cloying, but they do have a super-cloying commercial featuring footage of baby animals and a song sung by a five-year-old that goes, “Ma-maaa, my first word, the most important word in every person’s fate. Ma-maaa, gave me life, gave everything to you and to me.” Of course the implication is that choosy moms choose Kinder, or whatever, but omg soooo ridiculous for a CANDY BAR commercial.

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